I Want To Launch A Globe Into

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.