I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

That I Would Rather Be In Another Business Where A Bad Cold Wouldn't Put Me Out Of Work.

That My Business Success Is Equal To My Personal Life.

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.

Las Vegas Without Wayne Newton Is Like Disneyland Without Mickey Mouse.

As A Mentalist, Perhaps Only Orson Wells Was In Jason's League. After A Career In Television, Randal Has My Endorsement. He's Simply The Best I've Ever Seen!