I've Lived (in La) For So Long,

I Love Being On Stage If I'm Not On A Set. If I'm At Home, I'm Usually In My Office Editing Or Reconstructing My Website Or Whatever It May Be. I Just Love Putting Creativity Into A Performance.

You Have To Learn The Crowd. I Just Pay Attention To Them So I Can Make Sure I Can Make Them Laugh.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.