I've Gotten Really Hot Since You Went

And People Are Moody, Dude. You Gotta Get Used To Living With People.

Why Are Breakfast Foods Breakfast Foods?

In English, We Don't Have A Word For People Who Aren't Virgins. What The Non-virgin Lexical Gap Really Made Me Think Was That Our Obsession With Sexual Purity Is Such That Once You Are No Longer This Thing, You Are Indescribable.

I Was Surprised. I'd Always Associated Belief In Heaven With, Frankly, A Kind Of Intellectual Disengagement. But Gus Wasn't Dumb.

And Then It Was The Kind Of Dark Your Eyes Never Adjust To.