I've Gone Through Managers Like People Go

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?

Well, I'm A Catholic By Birth And You Can Never Shed It.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.