I've Been Forgotten By Our Good Lord.

I'd Like To Go To The Moon.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.