I've Always Been In The Middle Of

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

How Many People Didn't Get A Part Who Would Have Been Better Than The Person Who Got The Part? Thousands.

There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.

Most Entertainment Is Trying To Get You. It's Tested, Like Toothpaste.