I Try Not To Have Too Much

People Don't Ask Andre Agassi, 'you Know You're The No. 1 Tennis Player In The World... Have You Thought About Polo?'

Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried

I Like To Sneak In Under The Radar. I Don't Have Any Paparazzi Following Me Or Have To Deal With That Stuff. I'm Never In The Tabloids. I Prefer That.

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.