I Thought I Would Dress In Baggy

The Way Of Life Can Be Free And Beautiful, But We Have Lost The Way. Greed Has Poisoned Men's Souls, Has Barricaded The World With Hate, Has Goose-stepped Us Into Misery And Bloodshed. We Have Developed Speed, But We Have Shut Ourselves In. Machinery That Gives Abundance Has Left Us In Want. Our Knowledge Has Made Us Cynical; Our Cleverness, Hard And Unkind. We Think Too Much And Feel Too Little. More Than Machinery, We Need Humanity. More Than Cleverness, We Need Kindness And Gentleness. Without These Qualities, Life Will Be Violent And All Will Be Lost.

In This Desperate Way, I Started Many A Comedy.

Simplicity Is A Difficult Thing To Achieve.

That Is Why, No Matter How Desperate The Predicament Is, I Am Always Very Much In Earnest About Clutching My Cane, Straightening My Derby Hat And Fixing My Tie, Even Though I Have Just Landed On My Head.

There Are More Valid Facts And Details In Works Of Art Than There Are In History Books.