I Think The Reason I Became Funny

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

Donald, I'm Not Sure If You're Even Aware Of This, But The Only Difference Between You And Michael Douglas From The Movie, Wall Street, Is That No One's Going To Be Sad When You Get Cancer.

I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm Just Your Average, Self-obsessed Comedian. It's Pretty Much All I Think About.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.