I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?