I Think Queen Songs Are Pure Escapism,

I Won't Be A Rock Star. I Will Be A Legend.

They Wouldn't Let Us Into Russia. They Thought We'd Corrupt The Youth Or Something.

By The Way, I Do Not Wear A Hose. My Hose Is My Own. No Coke Bottle, Nothing Stuffed Down There.

Years Ago, I Thought Up The Name Queen. It's Just A Name. But It's Regal, Obviously, And -sounds Splendid.

I'm Very Emotional; I Think I May Go Mad In Several Years' Time.