I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A

So Far, I've Only Sailed In The Caribbean. I've Sailed The Virgin Island And The Grenadines. I Liked All That. We Charted Some Really Crummy Boats In The Grenadines. That Made For An Exciting Sailing Trip (laughs) When Everything Goes Well. When Everything Goes Well. When Sails Rip, Engines Freeze Up And You Find There Are Organisms Growing Inside The Diesel, It's Terrible And Amazing Stuff.

I Realize It's Impossible To Have Any Sympathy, I Mean, True Sympathy, For People That Are Famous.

I'd Like [santa Claus] To Give Wes Anderson, The Director, Enough Money In His Next Budget For An Aerial Shot - Just A Little Copter Shot. He Really Wanted This One Helicopter Shot, And Disney Wouldn't Give Him The Money. Just Wouldn't Give Him The Money. Every Day, He Was Talking To The Studio About This Helicopter Shot.

Somewhere There's A Score Being Kept, So You Have An Obligation To Live Life As Well As You Can, Be As Engaged As You Can.

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.