I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies.

Dramatic Art In Her Opinion Is Knowing How To Fill A Sweater.

I Will Not Retire While I've Still Got My Legs And My Make-up Box.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

I Think I'll Have A Large Order Of Prognosis Negative.