I Think I Think, Therefore I Think

Scribbler, N. A Professional Writer Whose Views Are Antagonistic To One's Own.

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.

A Man Is The Sum Of His Ancestors; To Reform Him You Must Begin With A Dead Ape And Work Downward Through A Million Graves.

Mouse, N. An Animal Which Strews Its Path With Fainting Women.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.