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At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

My Mom Gave Me One Of Those Cloth Calendars For The Kitchen. It Took Me Three Hours To Sew In A Dental Appointment.