I Think Basically An Actor Is A

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.