I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's

Lots Of Women Are Getting Involved. They're Not Satisfied Just Being Passengers Anymore.

These Days It's Hard To Look At A Poodle Without Thinking What A Good Meal He Would Make.

I Think I Meant That, Given The Circumstances Of My Childhood, I Had The Illusion That It's Easier To Be Alone. To Have Your Relationships Be Casual And Also To Pose As A Solitary Person, Because It Was More Romantic. You Know, I Was Raised On The Idea Of The Ramblin' Man And The Loner.

They Want Me On The Television Shows Now Because I Did So Well On Celebrity Assholes.

What Is Comedy? Comedy Is The Art Of Making People Laugh Without Making Them Puke.