I Sold My Memoirs Of My Love

I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

Life Is Tough And It's Tough Whether You're Famous Or Not Famous. And In The End It's Probably Better To Be Famous Because The Perks Are Better. You Get Better Seats At The Basketball Game, And You Get Better Tables And Reservations Places. If I Call A Doctor On Saturday Morning I Can Get Him. There's A Lot Of Things, Indulgences That You Don't Get, If You're Not Famous. Now I'm Not Saying It's Fair. But I Can't Say That I Don't Enjoy It.

No, I Don't Think You're Paranoid. I Think You're The Opposite Of Paranoid. I Think You Walk Around With The Insane Delusion That People Like You.