I See Dull People As Projects ...

You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

I Think Trying To Be Cool Is The Worst Possible Ambition - And I Have Never Suffered From It.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.

This Calls For A Very Special Blend Of Psychology And Extreme Violence.

I'm Easy To Work With, Not A Pushover, But I Respond To Criticism And Find It Inspiring.