I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.