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[when] You're Dying Laughing Because Your Three-year-old Made A Fart Joke, It Doesn't Matter What Else Is Going On. That's Real Happiness.

You Know, I Use Organic Products, But I Get [laser Treatments]. It's What Makes Life Interesting, Finding The Balance Between Cigarettes And Tofu.

In The Theater, You Go From Point A To Point Z, Building Your Performance As The Evening Progresses. You Have To Relinquish That Control On A Film.

I Used To Say To My Dad, 'how Did You And Mom Stay Married For All This Time?' And He'd Say, 'two Things. Number One: You Gotta Have The Same Dreams. One Person Can't Be Daydreaming About Walking Down The Street In Paris, The Other Person Want To Work In A Coal Mine. Number Two: We Never Wanted To Get Divorced At The Same Time.'

I Don't Eat Four-legged Animals, But I Eat Birds, I Eat Cheese, I Eat Dessert. I Eat Everything.