I Really Did Sneak Into Broadway Shows,

I'm A Horrible Karaoke Singer.

You'd Go In The Magic Shop [as An 8-year-old ], And You'd Walk Up To The Magicians Doing Stuff, And They'd Turn Their Back On You. "oh My Gosh, I Wish They Would Accept Me." It Really Lit A Fire. I Really Wanted To Succeed.

I Discovered Something Amazing, Which Has Caused A Lot Of Controversy - The Fountain Of Youth. I Have To Keep It A Secret!

All My Tv Shows Are Done Live In Front Of Audiences, And All The Material I Take On The Road And Travel With Them Test Them For Hundreds And Hundreds Of Shows Before I Shoot Them For Tv.

I Got To Watch Frank Capra, In His Eighties, In Action. You Read All The Stories About Frank Capra Fighting With The Head Of Columbia, Harry Cohn, "it's My Way Or The Highway." I Got To Watch That. He Lambasted Me, "you Cannot Do This. You Will Fail." Finally, After Another Hour Of Conversation, I Convinced Him To Help Me Write The Speech.