I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Pretended To Be Somebody I Wanted To Be Until Finally I Became That Person. Or He Became Me.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.