I Once Had A Large Gay Following,

I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy With Black Fingernails. Now She Thinks I Slammed The Car Door On Her Hand On Purpose.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.