I Now Consider It A Good Day

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.