I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.