I Never Quit My Job Until I

The Number Of Lines In Your Forehead Tells How Many Lives You've Lived.

When I Was 13, I Had My First Job With My Dad Carrying Shingles Up To The Roof. And Then I Got A Job Washing Dishes At A Restaurant. And Then I Got A Job In A Grocery Store Deli. And Then I Got A Job In A Factory Sweeping Cheerio Dust Off The Ground.

Whether You Like It Or Not, The Digital Age Has Produced A New Format For Modern Romance, And Natural Selection May Be Favoring The Quick-thumbed Quip Peddler Over The Confident, Ice-breaking Alpha Male.

I Wanted To Be A Genetic Engineer. That Was My Goal In College. I Wanted To Figure Out What The Codon Sequence Was That Causes Replication In A Cardio Myopathic Virus. That Was My Goal.

I Don't Know That Sex Always Has To Have Feelings, But I Think That Friendship Always Does.