I Never Leave A Dog Alone In

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

I Won't Take No For A Question.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.