I Need Sex For A Clear Complexion,

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

I Had Read The Criticisms Of Me And My Movies And They Were Discerning. They Said That Crawford Needs A New Deal, And They Asked If I Was Doomed To Explore Forever The Emotional Misfortunes Of The Super-sexed Modern Young Woman. And So, To Break Away From The Pattern, I Wanted To Do "the Gorgeous Hussy". Selznick Laughed At Me. 'you Can't Do A Costume Picture. You're Too Modern.' But I Begged And Begged And Begged, And So They Let Me Do It. I Was Totally Miscast.

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

The Democratic Party Is One That I've Always Observed. I Have Struggled Greatly In Life From The Day I Was Born And I Am Honored To Be Apart Of Something That Focuses On Working Class Citizens And Molds Them Into A Proud Specimen. Mr. Roosevelt And Mr. Kennedy Have Done So Much In That Regard For The Two Generations They've Won Over During Their Career Course.