I Need A Healthy Injection Of Cynicism

You Achieve The Surreal Jokes Through The Realism By Making It Elastic.

Shame Is One Of The Greatest Aphrodisiacs In The World, Anyway, Built Into Religion.

Have I Had Therapy? I Went To A Yoga Class Once.

I'm Delighted To Make As Many People Feel Ashamed As Possible. There's Probably A Site Like That For Everybody. I've Heard Newt Gingrich Has His Own As Well.

Don't You Dare Use Party As A Verb In My Shop