I Must Say I Can Appreciate It

I Grew Up Knowing That I Had The Prettiest Mother Of Anyone In My Class.

Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

As A Matter Of Fact [my Mother] Is Very Happily Married. To A Very Nice Southern Gentleman Named Roanoke - Her First Non-jewish Husband, As She Likes To Say.

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.

I've Got To Stop Getting Obsessed With Human Beings And Fall In Love With A Chair. Chairs Have Everything Human Beings Have To Offer, And Less, Which Is Obviously What I Need. Less Emotional Feedback, Less Warmth, Less Approval, Less Patience And Less Response. The Less The Merrier. Chairs It Is. I Must Furnish My Heart With Feelings For Furniture.