I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky

My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who Scrubs Her Own Floors.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

Self-esteem Is Something You Have To Earn!

Image Is Everything, And The Voice Or The Idea Or The Song Is Hardly Anything At All. Half The Time The Person Isn't Even Doing The Singing. I'm A Bit Cynical About This [music] Business.

Make Sure Your Life Is A Rare Entertainment! It Doesn't Take Anything Drastic. You Needn't Be Gorgeous Or Wealthy Or Smart, Just Very Enthusiastic!