I'm The Guy, I'm Kind Of Like

There's Been So Much Media About Me Being A Surfer Dude And A Lot Of Other Jobs. I Guess It's Time To Prove Myself, To Let The People Know, Heck, I've A Brain.

I'm Not Afraid Of O.j. Now.

I Thought It Was Possible That O.j. Could Have Done Something. It Crossed My Mind. I Was Thinking About The Events Of Everything And Going, Why Did I Hear That? I Was Going, No, It Can't Be, And Just All That Stuff Was Adding Up.

People Should Realize That I Shot A Coke Commercial Back In 1986. So, You Know, I've Been Around A Long Time. I Carry My Screen Actors Guild Card.

The Media Works In Sound Bites. They Can Make You Look Like A Genius Or Stupid.