I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

I Wore Dresses All The Time. I Like To Wear Dresses.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.