I'm Quite Good At Taking In Information

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.

My Dad Said, "as Long As You're Happy." I Used To Think It Was Kind Of A Very Simple Idea Or Philosophy Because He Wasn't Religious. But You've Got To Try And Be Happy. And If You're Not Happy, You Can't Help Anyone Else. So Obviously, Some Crazy People Could Go To Places, But I Just Think You Need To Be Content Within Yourself, So That's The Thing.

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.