I'm Offended Every Time I See George

The Minute I Got Skinny And Got A Nose Job And Became Photogenic, And All Of A Sudden I Had A Bidding War, And Every Boy I Ever Wanted, Wanted Me.

Warren Beatty Took An Interest In My Career At One Point.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

I Am Just The Classic Person Who Wants To Learn Stuff. I Want Good Tutors, And With Kurt I Had The Best.