I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can

There's Only A Couple Times When Fame Is Ever Helpful. Sometimes You Can Get Into A Restaurant Where The Kitchen Is Just Closing. Sometimes You Can Avoid A Traffic Violation. But The Only Time It Really Matters Is In The Emergency Room With Your Kids. That's When You Want To Be Noticed, Because It's Very Easy To Get Forgotten In An Er.

Life Is A Game, And It's Much More Fun If You Play It As Your Own Game, So Stay Light And Loose And Relaxed.

When I Feel Like I'm Stuck, I Do Something - Not Like I'm Mother Teresa Or Anything, But There's Someone That's Forgotten About In Your Life, All The Time. Someone That Could Use An 'attaboy' Or A 'how You Doin' Out There.

The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything.

I Will Be In Orlando During The Atheist Convention To Do My Best To Counter The Assaults Upon Christ Of The Atheists. I Also Plan On Running A Large Newspaper Ad In The Orlando Sentinel Addressed To The Atheists And Warning The Orlando Area Of The Atheists' Vile Plans For Their Children.