I'm Just An Irish Biddy.

I'm Just An Irish Biddy.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

How Strange When An Illusion Dies. It's As Though You've Lost A Child.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.