I'm Just A Normal Guy.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

When It Comes To Me, I Know What I Can Do And Can't Do.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.