I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.