I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

Why Be Boring? Have Some Fun. Rock Shows Should Be Like Movies: I Don't Go To A Movie Hoping It'll Change My Life.

She Didn't Know That There Was More Of Me, She'd Have To Learn To Love All Four Of Me.

Chained In A Cell, Got My Own Private Hell. Preacher Crucifies Me, Warden Wants To Fry Me.