I’m Done With The Winning Cause I’ve

Here's The Good News. If I Realize That I'm Insane, Then I'm Okay With It. I'm Not Dangerous Insane.

I'm An F-18, Bro, And I Will Destroy You In The Air And Deploy My Ordnance To The Ground.

I Think I Have A Duty As A Recovering Guy To Help, To Make My Knowledge Of What I Went Through Accessible.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.