I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I

I Think The Institution Of Marriage Is A Great Idea, But For Me It's Just An Idea.

I Love Children And I Love Men, But I Can't Commit To Either For The Rest Of My Life.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?

I've Had Irish Skin From The Time I Was A Young Girl.

I Had Such A Great Mom And I Know That I'd Never Be That Mom. I Wouldn't Want To Bring A Child Into This World Unless I Could Be.