I'm A Terrific Mexican Cook, And I

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I'm A Cook, And I'm Like, "a Dash Of This, A Pinch Of That." I Cook With A Lot Of Passion And Instinct. So That's The Hardest Thing - To Put An Actual Recipe Together.