I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.

Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.

Comics Are Too Big. You Can't Say Any Kind Or Genre Of Comics Is Better Than Another. You Can Say So Subjectively. But To Say It Like It's Objective Is Wrong. It's Wrong Morally, Because It Cuts Out Stuff That's Good.

Up Until 1995, I Still Had A Day Job That I Hated. I Was Still Personally Involved In Things In The 90s.