I Loved Him, Officer. More Than Any

I'll Tell You What Love Is" I Said, "it Is Blind Devotion, Unquestioning Self Humiliation, Utter Submission, Trust And Belief Against Yourself And Against The Whole World, Giving Up Your Heart And Soul To The Smiter.

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Maybe Those Sorts Of Yes-or-no Life-and-death Decisions Are Easier To Make Because They Are So Black And White. I Can Cope With Them Because It's Easier. Human Emotions, Well. . .they're Just A Fathomless Collection Of Grays And I Don't Do So Well On The Midtones.

I Was On Hpd--heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights For Two Years, And Believe Me, The Procaths Tried Everything. I Personally Saved Him From Assassination Eight Times.

He Was, After All, The Ultimate Rebel -- It Takes A Lot Of Cojones To Stand Up To Zeus.