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I'm Uninterested In Superheroes. I Am Only Interested In Real Stories, Real People, Real Connection.

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

I Was Doing A Children's Book On Self-esteem, And I Really Felt Like I Wanted To Shed The Shame I'd Been Feeling - And Maybe Make It Easier For Women My Age Who Had Probably Felt Bad About Themselves.

I'm A Disciplinarian. I'm The Tough Love Pet Owner. I Believe In Very Well-behaved Animals.

The More I Like Me, The Less I Want To Pretend To Be Other People.