I Love Mockumentaries. When They're Done Right,

I Live In New York, Where People Don't Tend To Go Up To Actors As Much.

There Are Certain Filmmakers I'd Like To Work With That I Don't Think Would Take A Risk With Me, Because I Could Be Distracting In Their Film. It'll Take A Couple Films To Prove To Them That It's Worth The Risk.

I Don't Know Where The Loyalty Lies In Baseball. You Really Don't Have To Protect Each Other Much, Unless There's Like A Bench-clearing Brawl. In Hockey, It's Important That They Look Out For Each Other.

I Was A Loser In High School.

Maybe I'll Just Become A Cartoon Character Because There's Nothing Left For Me To Do In An R-rated Comedy.