I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.

I'd Rather Call Myself A Mischief-maker, An Imp, Rather Than A Satirist. Satirist Sounds So Self Important. Plus No One Is Calling Himself An Imp Right Now. It Makes Me Feel Special.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

Digital Television, Satellite Radio, Videogames, Ipods - So Much Media. Do Books Even Matter Anymore?